so..someone asked me who Tre' Cool was...i almost peed cause this is my fave question to answer

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This is exactly what i said:
holy shit...Who the fuck is Tre' Cool?...oh God, how do i explain this? He is the awesomest, sexiest, most talented, craziest, most hyper and energetic ADHD drummer in the world...He is the drummer of the well known band, Green Day..he has stunning blue eyes..the most heartwarming smile in the world...He snorts donut sprinkles and has the attention span of a squirrel...He beats the living shit out of the drums...he is very close and personal with everyone...and according to Billie Joe Armstrong "someone he can shower naked with"...He wrote the songs Dominated Love Slave and Rock n Roll Girlfriend...he's a liberal that smokes lettuce and a shit ton of weed...He's the only man in the world who would name his son Frankito...(his name is Frank Edwin Wright III but former band members dubbed him Tre Cool..meaning "Very Cool" in French and it stuck)...He has only 1 testicle (due to a most unfortunate unicycle accident in high school)...mostly, he dont give a single fuck about what anyone cares about him...he's my idol and role model..one of few of my heroes...
I <3 Tre' Cool